Saddle up here we go...

assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun